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Feb 19, 2016 0:07:48 GMT
Post by Louise on Feb 19, 2016 0:07:48 GMT
I smacked a sofa because I was high
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Mar 11, 2016 9:54:15 GMT
Post by Maddy on Mar 11, 2016 9:54:15 GMT
I ate a goat because I was horny.
Wow
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Mar 11, 2016 10:11:54 GMT
Post by Charly on Mar 11, 2016 10:11:54 GMT
I smacked a ninja because I'm naked.
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Post by jonesy3006 on Mar 11, 2016 10:57:08 GMT
I smacked a sofa because I was high seems the only one that makes any sense, maybe mine too, mainly because they are about being high, and anything can happen when your high I've heard, but these are so funny
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Mar 11, 2016 13:42:45 GMT
Post by David on Mar 11, 2016 13:42:45 GMT
I killed.....a goat.....because I was high
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Mar 11, 2016 14:26:06 GMT
Post by Allison on Mar 11, 2016 14:26:06 GMT
I stabbed a soda because I'm naked.
Sounds about right tbh
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Mar 11, 2016 15:48:52 GMT
Post by Dawn on Mar 11, 2016 15:48:52 GMT
I gave my Number to a Llama because i was Drunk !!!!
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Mar 12, 2016 14:54:49 GMT
Post by David on Mar 12, 2016 14:54:49 GMT
I ate a goat because I was horny. Wow Sounds like you
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Mar 23, 2016 9:18:36 GMT
Post by Sophie on Mar 23, 2016 9:18:36 GMT
I stabbed a kebab because the voices told me to
Hehe
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Mar 23, 2016 15:14:02 GMT
Post by Dani on Mar 23, 2016 15:14:02 GMT
I choked on a llama because I'm gangsta
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