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Post by Paul on Dec 29, 2009 14:14:58 GMT
Dog Logic
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P.. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
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Post by Raethe on Dec 30, 2009 7:09:00 GMT
Haha. Those are cute. And true
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Post by Laura on Dec 31, 2009 17:44:48 GMT
The last one is too true
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Post by cutie4 on Jan 3, 2010 4:22:31 GMT
Aww, those are sweet.
And all too true.
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Post by vivi on Nov 13, 2018 20:52:40 GMT
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
Real genius tbh
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