Post by emily91 on Dec 7, 2023 10:07:13 GMT
Their once was a guy who worked on the railways
Well, he was a really reliable guy, but the problem was, when ever he was on duty, there would be sudden unexplained deaths on his trains, people boarding without a ticket, etc etc
Well one day he is told that because of all that, he is to be exicuted for crimes against the railway
They ask him, so, what's your final request?
He asks for a banana, and after he eats it, they flick the switch, and nothing happens.
Well, they have to let him go, and amazingly, he gets his job back on the railway.
He's only there a week before 4 people die on his train and again he is to be exicuted for crimes against the railway
Again, he asks for a banana, eats it, they flick the switch and nothing happens.
Well, they have to let him go- and amazingly, he gets his job back on the railway (again!)
Well this time he's only there for 3 days before there is trouble, and he's told that he is to be exicuted for crimes against the railway
He asks for a banana, but they say look, you're not going to have one, we're on to you
He says okay, I don't mind at all that I'm going to die a hungry man
They flick the switch, and nothing and they have to let him go
Before they let him go, he is asked why he will not die when he is strapped to the chair
they say, I thought it was the banana, but clearly it isn't
he replies no, it isn't. it has nothing to do with the banana at all. I am just a poor conductor
Well, he was a really reliable guy, but the problem was, when ever he was on duty, there would be sudden unexplained deaths on his trains, people boarding without a ticket, etc etc
Well one day he is told that because of all that, he is to be exicuted for crimes against the railway
They ask him, so, what's your final request?
He asks for a banana, and after he eats it, they flick the switch, and nothing happens.
Well, they have to let him go, and amazingly, he gets his job back on the railway.
He's only there a week before 4 people die on his train and again he is to be exicuted for crimes against the railway
Again, he asks for a banana, eats it, they flick the switch and nothing happens.
Well, they have to let him go- and amazingly, he gets his job back on the railway (again!)
Well this time he's only there for 3 days before there is trouble, and he's told that he is to be exicuted for crimes against the railway
He asks for a banana, but they say look, you're not going to have one, we're on to you
He says okay, I don't mind at all that I'm going to die a hungry man
They flick the switch, and nothing and they have to let him go
Before they let him go, he is asked why he will not die when he is strapped to the chair
they say, I thought it was the banana, but clearly it isn't
he replies no, it isn't. it has nothing to do with the banana at all. I am just a poor conductor