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Post by emily91 on Dec 7, 2023 16:31:26 GMT
I texted my wife I love you
She texted back yes, that is also my favourite letter
(Feel free to join in if you have any to share!)
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Post by emily91 on Dec 7, 2023 16:32:14 GMT
Did you hear the joke about the bed?
It's not been made yet
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Post by emily91 on Dec 11, 2023 9:36:58 GMT
I wanted to tell a joke about Africa, but couldn't think of any
Kenya help me?
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roman catholic
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Post by emily91 on Dec 27, 2023 20:13:42 GMT
A man whoo thinks he is luggage just got admitted to hospital
doctors say it is the strangest case they've ever seen..
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Post by emily91 on Dec 28, 2023 9:38:43 GMT
Why was it so cold in the advent calendar?
because all the windows were open
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Post by emily91 on Jan 14, 2024 9:46:09 GMT
even though I'm old, I feel like I'm reliving my teenage years
I'm on drugs, I'm unemployed and I bark at anyone I see
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Post by Alex on Feb 12, 2024 16:54:28 GMT
What’s Elton John’s fav vegetable ?
I thought it was a turnip but He’s a rocket man !
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Post by Kayla on Apr 9, 2024 2:37:37 GMT
A thief stole a calendar
He got 12 months
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