Post by emily91 on Dec 17, 2023 8:57:12 GMT
During a coach tour of Europe, one woman was very critical of everything.
She hated the food, she hated the passengers, the seats were too uncomfortable, the driver was too slow, etc etc
One day, they went to visit the Blarney stone
Guide says, if you kiss the stone, it is said you will have good luck. Unfortunately, the stone is being cleaned today, so we can't kiss it
The woman said what?. you bought us all the way here just to tell us we can't kiss the stone?.
The guide said well, hang on, it is also said if you kiss someone who's kissed the stone, you will also get good luck
Woman said and I suppose you kissed the stone?
The guide, tired of her by now, replied no maam, I havon't kissed the stone. But I've sat on it.
Everyone on the tour cheered
She hated the food, she hated the passengers, the seats were too uncomfortable, the driver was too slow, etc etc
One day, they went to visit the Blarney stone
Guide says, if you kiss the stone, it is said you will have good luck. Unfortunately, the stone is being cleaned today, so we can't kiss it
The woman said what?. you bought us all the way here just to tell us we can't kiss the stone?.
The guide said well, hang on, it is also said if you kiss someone who's kissed the stone, you will also get good luck
Woman said and I suppose you kissed the stone?
The guide, tired of her by now, replied no maam, I havon't kissed the stone. But I've sat on it.
Everyone on the tour cheered
