Post by emily91 on Dec 21, 2023 19:32:58 GMT
god says, your way in to heaven will be decided on how loyal you were to your wife on earth
so the first guy says, well I was with my wife for 10 years, and I only cheated on her four times. pretty good, right?
god gave him a really battered old car and said, this is your way in to heaven
second guy says well I was with my wife for 10 years as well, and I cheated on her twice
so god gives him a better looking car and says well, this is how you'll enter heaven
third guy says I was with my wife for 10 years, and I never cheated on her.
for that, he was given a limo
about an hour later, they all meet up and the guy in the limo is crying his eyes out.
the others ask him the problem, and the guy in the limo says, well, I just passed my wife, and she was riding a skateboard!
so the first guy says, well I was with my wife for 10 years, and I only cheated on her four times. pretty good, right?
god gave him a really battered old car and said, this is your way in to heaven
second guy says well I was with my wife for 10 years as well, and I cheated on her twice
so god gives him a better looking car and says well, this is how you'll enter heaven
third guy says I was with my wife for 10 years, and I never cheated on her.
for that, he was given a limo
about an hour later, they all meet up and the guy in the limo is crying his eyes out.
the others ask him the problem, and the guy in the limo says, well, I just passed my wife, and she was riding a skateboard!
