Post by emily91 on Jan 8, 2024 15:13:02 GMT
who ever wrote this now needs to do one on mcdonalds
In a kingdom where hunger is king,
Burger royalty is humongously a thing.
Crowned in buns of sesame seed,
Each bite satisfies our carnivorous need.
With cheezy indulgence & toppings aplenty,
Here's a palace where taste reigns gently.6
Sat upon the throne, his presence unperturbed,
The Burger King, with food powers so absurd.
Wearing a royal robe draped on his shoulders,
Crowns all around him, he makes his orders,
He's black and proud, regal and bold,
A crown atop his head, shining in purest gold.¹²
A majestic burger upon his lap, stealing our sights,
A feast fit for a king, piled high with delight,
Overflowing with toppings, a tantalizing sight.
His subjects & rivals marveled, unable to compete,
For this was a burger, so legendary and sweet.
Burger stacked nicely, in mountains high,
Scattered underneath the fast food sky,¹?
With McDonald’s on the left, filled with chips solely.
Sesame bun so soft, as if it whispered a story,
Lettuce so green, adding a touch of glory,
Tomatoes bursting with goodness, fresh & ripe,
The aroma of sizzling patties, an enticing type,
The burger is a temptation hard to swipe.²5
At Burger King, every burger lover are kings,
As we enjoy whoppers towering, & chicken wings.
But if you ever stumble upon a black king's reign,
You might just witness a burger, driving him insane.
Burger King sits atop till the going down of the sun.
So let us embrace laughter & share in the fun,³¹
For life's too short for burgers to weigh us down,
And not too heavy to burden or make us frown.
Let us remember, in this humorous tale,
That even king enjoy food that makes them exhale.
Whether sitting on a throne or in a fast-food joint,
A love for deliciousness knows no bounds or point.³7
In a kingdom where hunger is king,
Burger royalty is humongously a thing.
Crowned in buns of sesame seed,
Each bite satisfies our carnivorous need.
With cheezy indulgence & toppings aplenty,
Here's a palace where taste reigns gently.6
Sat upon the throne, his presence unperturbed,
The Burger King, with food powers so absurd.
Wearing a royal robe draped on his shoulders,
Crowns all around him, he makes his orders,
He's black and proud, regal and bold,
A crown atop his head, shining in purest gold.¹²
A majestic burger upon his lap, stealing our sights,
A feast fit for a king, piled high with delight,
Overflowing with toppings, a tantalizing sight.
His subjects & rivals marveled, unable to compete,
For this was a burger, so legendary and sweet.
Burger stacked nicely, in mountains high,
Scattered underneath the fast food sky,¹?
With McDonald’s on the left, filled with chips solely.
Sesame bun so soft, as if it whispered a story,
Lettuce so green, adding a touch of glory,
Tomatoes bursting with goodness, fresh & ripe,
The aroma of sizzling patties, an enticing type,
The burger is a temptation hard to swipe.²5
At Burger King, every burger lover are kings,
As we enjoy whoppers towering, & chicken wings.
But if you ever stumble upon a black king's reign,
You might just witness a burger, driving him insane.
Burger King sits atop till the going down of the sun.
So let us embrace laughter & share in the fun,³¹
For life's too short for burgers to weigh us down,
And not too heavy to burden or make us frown.
Let us remember, in this humorous tale,
That even king enjoy food that makes them exhale.
Whether sitting on a throne or in a fast-food joint,
A love for deliciousness knows no bounds or point.³7