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Post by Paul on Jul 2, 2007 14:40:08 GMT
Lots of new girlies on FJ(mind you this thread is 3 years old : , tell us if it's the truth about you. ;D
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Post by Gem on Jul 3, 2007 7:41:37 GMT
Gemma - practically perfect in everyway. Loved by everyone. Good listener and friend.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2007 15:05:22 GMT
Where is my name
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Post by Prosha on Jul 3, 2007 15:52:05 GMT
Louise - real babe, bright too, I'd drink her bath water. Dark... and wrong in every way XD
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Post by becky16 on Jul 3, 2007 22:23:08 GMT
Becky - Likes a good bit of rump, has lots of friends. awww so true but the rebecca one no way
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Post by Paul on Jan 11, 2009 12:37:29 GMT
WOMEN'S NAMES Ada - blue haired, smells of wee. Aisha - laughs like a demented dog, likes tic tacs. Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off. Amanda - IQ tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good shag though. Amy - devious, likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. Andrea - small breasts, drinks pints. Angela - Vain, hairstyle more important than oxygen. Hangs around toilets. Annabelle - doesn't wear knickers. Annette - she's BIG. Anne - looks like a horse, can't drive Anoushka - eccentric taste in clothes, has a wild side. Aoife - always up for shots in the bar and flashing her bra Barbara - shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. Becky - Likes a good bit of rump, has lots of friends. Belinda - pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points. Beryl - repressed alcoholic. Beverley - trapped in an eighties timewarp. Bianca - ginger. Bridgette - eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars. Britney - falsely improved, no use to society. Camilla -replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'. Carina - looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow. Carol - into everything you've only ever read about. Coin-operated. Caroline - into threesomes. Likes doggy style. Always up for it. Catherine - attracted to the older man, needs ironing. Claire - perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess. Celine - emits hideous noises, waste of DNA. Charlotte - enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem. Cheryl - can fit hand in mouth, eats glass. Christine - likes men in uniform, never warm. Daisy - virgin. Danni - should make nice threesome with sibling. Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck. Dawn - gets up early, smells of chips. Deborah - bites the pillow, uses both hands. DeeDee - cannot understand why no one else masturbates in Ikea. Denise - sits on cat's eyes, wears too much make up. Diane - enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society. Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage. Doris - purple haired, stinks of wee. Elaine - rides sidesaddle, drinks meths. Elizabeth - born to perform, hates chickens. Ellie - far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth. Emily - wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies. Emma - gullible and easily swayed by a good looker! Estelle - likes wombles, eats grass. Esther - plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed. Faith - legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up. Faye - wears wellies, can't swim. Felicity - she'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts Fiona - female mud wrestler, gives head. Gail - farts a lot, drinks Guinness. Gabriella - classy name for a classy lady Gayleen - big tall woman who talks shite all day. Gaynor - lesbian. Gemma - practically perfect in everyway. Loved by everyone. Good listener and friend. Geraldine - too posh for her own good, likes flying. Gillian - dyes her hair green, likes clubbing. Gina - eternal mother, eats nappies. Glenda - eats children, hates smoking. Georgina - wants to be a man. Gwyneth - blubs a lot, wees in the bath. Hannah - needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs. Heather - shags like a freight train, a screamer. Helen - loves sleeping and alcohol and is work shy. Heidi - the hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins. Hilary - frigid bitch. Thinks money grows on trees. Holly - prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister. Imogen - drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed. Ingrid - right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles. Jackie - heroin addict, sold her child. Janet - soft, warm and really cuddly. Good shag. Jane - enjoys wanking men (or women). Janine - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world Jasmin - smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats. Jemma - does anal, wears too much eye make-up. Jennifer - huge breasts, should shave her legs more often. Jessica - virgin, always will be. Jo - cold-hearted bitch, sleeps with other people's boyfriends Joanne - moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she wakes up! Jodie - absolutely perfect in every way, every group of friends should have one! Judith - big eyes, big tits. Judy - huge tits, married to an arse. Julia - innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes. Justine - massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets. Julie - jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant. Karen - huge tits, shags like a rabbit. Katie - big feet, shags men over 50. Kate - talks complete bollocks all the time, scavenger. Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing. Kerry - an all round popular girl who is loved by all who know her, has other attributes not known by many. Kirsty - eats live moles, sexy body but can't dance. Krystyna - beautiful in mind and body Kylie - can't sing but who cares. Lana - hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.o Lara - action packed, never seen naked. Laura - likes Max power magazine, can't drive. Lauren - pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night. Leah - likes outdoor sex, wees standing up. Lena - eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking. Leslie - likes bondage, hates men. Linda - perfect in every way - a complete sex goddess. Lindsay - likes doggy style, doesn't do housework. Lisa - will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn. Liz - long legged and brainey. Lorraine - constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies. Louise - real babe, bright too, I'd drink her bath water. Lucy - strange dancer, wants to marry her dad. Madeline - drives like a bloke, likes tractors. Maggie - trainspotter, likes plaid. Margaret - lovely mother, very generous. Maria - bangs like a barn door. Marie - life's slapper. Likes men to do DIY. Marina - no get up and go, rusty underwear. Marilyn - eats like a horse, out stays her welcome. Martina - ugly lesbian. Martine - can't act, can't sing, nice tits. Matilda - likes dancing, mainly the waltz. Meg - cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S. Melanie - can hold two bar vacuum orally indefinitely. Melissa - eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary. Meryl - dances like an ape, doesn't realise. Michaela - likes animals, should make a video with them. Michelle - wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag. Miriam - goes down a lot, often gets sore throats Marsha - big butt, small brain. Monica - doesn't swallow, should have. Naomi - wannabe diva, more of a diver. Nancy - white hair, remembers manners. Natalie - eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune. Natasha - had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing. Nell - hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent. Nicola - slapper, alcoholic in denial. Nina - stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years. Olga - you can park a bike in her arsecrack, excessive facial hair. Olivia - neutron bomb. Pamela - gives amazing head, made of plastic. Pat - forest forager, likes wild boar. Paula - transvestite merchant banker from Basildon. Penelope - pit stop queen, likes men to be stiff. Phillippa - butt ugly lesbian. Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly. Rachel - amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks. Rebecca - hairy armpits, orgasms without contact. Rita - popular with all the guys but still searching for that special someone Rosie - can be prickly, good head-giver. Rula - she measures up well. Sadie - stand up if you're slim, please stand up. Sally - drives a Mustang, fights in pubs. Samantha - loves her brother, has four deformed children. Sandra - shags donkeys for fun, bow legged. Sarah - hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn. Selina - doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills. Sharon - shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers. Shirley - can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas. Sian - does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce. Simone - used to be a shot putter from Cardiff. Sonya - dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a carrier. Sophie - brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset. Stacey - likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's. Steffi - closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect. Stephanie - eats Muppets, wears Brogues. Sue - totally gorgeous! Tanya - hot minx, too short. Tara - upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals. Tina - face like a smacked arse, should eat less. Tori - lives in a hedge, can't water ski. Tracy - easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens. Tracey - lesbian. Ursula - likes puppies, in curry. Vicky- likes Yoga and Men. Wendy - possibly a man. Zoe - talentless rock chick
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2009 10:23:10 GMT
Bridgette - eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
I promise I don't do either, lol
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Post by Paul on Jan 12, 2009 17:11:17 GMT
Oh my lord, reading those again. Some are hilarious. Poor Tracey's.
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Post by cutie4 on Jan 18, 2009 2:49:43 GMT
Becky - Likes a good bit of rump, has lots of friends.
PAH!
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Post by Paul on Feb 23, 2009 10:35:04 GMT
Ahaha Natalie. #lol2#
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