Just Jenny
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Post by Just Jenny on Dec 1, 2003 20:11:21 GMT
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks. The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''
''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How did you know that?'' she wonders.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''
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Post by donna on Dec 2, 2003 14:08:18 GMT
*giggles* bless ;D
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2004 20:33:38 GMT
[glow=Green,2,300]thats was funny lol ;D[/glow]
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Post by Rhiannon on Jun 1, 2004 13:23:55 GMT
[shadow=black,left,300] Pmsl, heard that one! stil llove it xD~ [/shadow]
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2004 2:37:51 GMT
[shadow=red,left,300]LMAO![/shadow]
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Post by kakashi on Jun 13, 2004 21:54:04 GMT
whahahahahahahahahahaha omfg LMAO ROFLOL
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Post by Paul on Dec 20, 2003 14:17:33 GMT
A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly and backward. One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, "Tell me the truth dear, is this third child really mine?" Yes, dear," replied the wife, " but the other two are not.
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Post by PurpleEyes on Dec 20, 2003 19:05:31 GMT
hahaha! :jumping:
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Just Jenny
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Post by Just Jenny on Dec 20, 2003 23:01:02 GMT
hahahaha that is so funny
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Post by KaylaBabes on Jan 6, 2004 7:31:52 GMT
lol thats funny
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